Top 10 Bootlegs and Knockoff Toys

This is Loosecollector Customs. Where we come in the Bootleggers’ Party un-invited, drink all the beer and wee on the sofa.

Today we rank ten of our most favorite bootlegs/knockoffs of all time. Why? Because it’s break time.

 

At #10…

DOGS! And we got two of them. Yay :D!

 

#9…

Manny! "Not Jesus". Nope.

#8… 

Robert Cop 2! The only secret project that didn't start with number "1".
Thank you Robert Cop 2... We feel safe already. 

He was successful enough to spawn a sequel, Robert Cop 3.
And we're not even joking.

#7…

Spider-Man! You know you’re the leader when you get to ride the dinosaur… I mean “Power Vehicle”! From the New Machine Series no less.

 

#6…

Whoever made this one... the Force was strong in him. Bless his heart...

 

With a villain this powerful, you'll need an equally powerful hero that can "Perform Distinctive".

 

#5…

Super Bat! With his fearsome Bat-skateboard and bluetooth headset, he strikes fear into the hearts of evildoers in the mean streets of Utah.

Employing his “Non-Fall Action” technique, he can never lose.
You know you're "Super" when you can punch through concrete... left handed!

 

With powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men!

 

#4…

"This time it's personal!"

Battle horns: Narwhal - can freeze time. Unicorn - filled with chocolate.

That's like Godzilla vs Bambi.... Unicorn wins!

 

#3…

We lump these guys in one entry. Don’t ask…

“Happy Times Woody”

 

“Pull-along Cock and Pussy”

 

“Breast Chaser”

And... "Super Cock"!
From the mighty Cock Robot he changes into the even mightier, Super Cock! They don't stand a chance.

 

#2…

Backstory: Due to an impending galactic threat, Superman assembled the most powerful force for good the world has ever seen.
The "Sense of Right Alliance"! Earth's defense against the diabolical, "Manners of a Goat Coalition"!

Here we have...

Blue Ranger

Spider-Man

Superman and his rolled-up sleeves

Batman

Joey... Shrek's half-warthog, step-cousin, from his mother's side

and blue car dude. Let's call him Chet.

Surprisingly, Blue Ranger, Chet and Joey died on their very first mission. In heroic fashion, they all got hit by a truck on their way out of the base. Here is the second, albeit much weaker unit... We miss Joey already.

And finally at #1…

Special Man. We have no words to describe his greatness.